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Mar15
Joke: Leave applications & letter writing by executives

The Leave Applications and other letters from outsourcing executives  
 

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."
 

Another gem from  O&M. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
 

From Accenture Administration Department:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."
 
Another employee from IBM Daksh applied for half day  leave:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"
 
An incident of a leave  letter: I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
 
A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"
 
Another leave letter written to the  principal of the school: "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."
 
Covering note: "I am enclosed  herewith..."
 
Another  one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
 
Actual letter written for  application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
 
Letter writing:- "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
 
A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post. "


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It's amazing what people will come up with just to get excused from their job. I mean, I had heard my share but this is way beyond, and what's up with the one "marrying his daughter" !?. Personally, if I were a manager and I'd receive such a leave request, I'd give that employee a serious a warning.

i need formal leave letter.i am going to some pleas

Ultimate style for leave letter and also the comments. I think "I'd give that employee a serious a warning.
" is also wrong. It should be "I'd give that employee a serious warning."

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How about just creating a checklist of the most common reasons why people take their leaves and have the person requesting for the time off leave a check mark on the reason that applies? Then put OTHERS for those that do not apply and just leave a 3-5word description for those who have checked others


Letter writing outsourcing , Research paper writing

The main element of the letter is a good writing your ability to recognize and write to your audience. When you connect to your letter to the Human Resources Division, you avoid high technical terms, engineers to understand that even if your letter is an engineering company, the chances are good for the staff in human resources does not exceed a technical background.

The next point is that you make sure that your objectives in a clear and concise manner. Do not be vague about your goal, most people do not have the patience to rest and guess, in the sense of your letter, or the time to read a long letter tortuous, with the sole purpose of making the point, without going into unnecessary detail.

Another important element is the memory business. Even if you write a letter of complaint, remain courteous and polite, just the problem (s), together with all other relevant information, and be sure to avoid threats and insults.
Letter Writing Letter Writing Outsourcing

The main element of the letter is a good writing your ability to recognize and write to your audience. When you connect to your letter to the Human Resources Division, you avoid high technical terms, engineers to understand that even if your letter is an engineering company, the chances are good for the staff in human resources does not exceed a technical background.

The next point is that you make sure that your objectives in a clear and concise manner. Do not be vague about your goal, most people do not have the patience to rest and guess, in the sense of your letter, or the time to read a long letter tortuous, with the sole purpose of making the point, without going into unnecessary detail.

Another important element is the memory business. Even if you write a letter of complaint, remain courteous and polite, just the problem (s), together with all other relevant information, and be sure to avoid threats and insults.

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